Post by New Orleans on Nov 16, 2015 19:50:47 GMT
Alright. Let's do this. Corey wanted me to produce some power rankings so I am doing so! These are ranked on... what I feel like ranking them.
1) Chicago Bulls - Because Chuck is the real Chuck. Not that ground chuck like Beijing has.
2) Auckland Breakers - Should have a title but injuries got him good. Still mad he took Gallatin in the 1st so he'll never be #1.
3) Buenos Aires Boca Juniors - I forgot what I was gonna say typing his name out. But love that young talent. MMMMMM
4) Minnesota Timberwolves - Wiggins just got better. Team is loaded and trending upwards. Title bound (unless Plossl makes finals).
5) New York Knickerbockers - If you didn't use just the Knicks, you'd be higher. Oden is progressing quicker than imagined.
6) Toronto Raptors - You should be higher but I have a thing against Canadians eh. That defense is beautiful though!
7) Barcelona Regal FC - You still are figuring it out but Michael Jordan is the GOAT and starting to prove it.
8) Mikawa Aisin Seahorses - There may not be a viable guard on your roster but come playoff time, your bigs will dominate again.
9) Cairo Zamalek - Poor Sammie got hurt but man does that backcourt and David Lee look tasty.
10) Brazil Franca BC - The best GM in the league right here. Keep it up and you'll have a title in no time!
11) Piraeus Olympiacos BC - My formula doesn't like you. I don't know why.
12) Bamberg Brose Baskets - Way to overachieve in the easiest division in ABCA. Not quite Top 10 though.
13) San Francisco Warriors - New guy gets unlucky number 13. But hey, you got Grant Hill and Anatoly Myshkin too!
14) Harlem Globetrotters - Dude, quit winning, I have your 1st and you are killing the value. Nice roster though!
15) CSKA Moscow - My formula loves me. We all know why!
16) New Orleans Jazz - Tony Parker whispers sweet nothings in my ears, he wants to come to Moscow.
17) Vancouver Grizzlies - Still have faith that this team will stay around the top half of the league.
18) Tel Aviv Maccabi - Another young team that is dominant on defense. I'm a bit jealous to be honest.
19) Perth Wildcats - McAdoo is a tease and I suspect he'll drop off some. Add a wing to stay in the playoffs.
20) Mexico City Titans - Pau is back and this team will fly up our rankings, if we ever release another one!
21) Zagreb KK Cibona - Jason Kidd may legit be my favorite player in the league. He's toiling in obscurity.
22) Istanbul Anadolu Efes - I don't understand the roster composition. Need a direction and fast.
23) REAL Madrid - Love your young players but you need a couple more point guards, and a real center.
24) Belgrade KK Partizan - Best situation this GM has ever been in. Stay patient, roster is loaded with talent.
25) Newcastle Eagles - Poor guy is stuck in the toughest division in the ABCA. Maybe one day your time will come.
26) Rio de Janeiro Flamengo - I wish this team was doing better. Time is running out for that core.
27) Seattle Supersonics - Just keep on keeping on. Embiid, DD, KC are a fun trio! Eddie though, whoa.
28) San Antonio Spurs - Man, if Duncan, Pops, and company saw this league... I believe they would shed a tear.
29) Los Angeles Lakers - Man, if Phil, Kobe, and company saw this league... I believe they would light a joint.
30) Beijing Aoshen - Mikan, old dudes, none of your own 1sts. May be in worst position of anyone going forward.
31) Milan Olimpia - What hopes you had early. Still like the young duo of Sheed and Deron Williams though. Riva is nice too!
32) Portland Trailblazers - Second best GM in the league. Keep it up and another young piece will be added.
33) Guangdong Southern Tigers - So much promise but was murdered in the first training camp. I feel for Seer.
34) Washington Generals - Couple young studs and some picks to add. Shout out for having the patience man.
35) Taipei Fubon Braves - Winning record at home, maybe you climb higher if you can not go 0-17 on road.
36) Boston Celtics - CPKnee is gonna die at some point. Just how he rolls. Until then, bright future!
1) Chicago Bulls - Because Chuck is the real Chuck. Not that ground chuck like Beijing has.
2) Auckland Breakers - Should have a title but injuries got him good. Still mad he took Gallatin in the 1st so he'll never be #1.
3) Buenos Aires Boca Juniors - I forgot what I was gonna say typing his name out. But love that young talent. MMMMMM
4) Minnesota Timberwolves - Wiggins just got better. Team is loaded and trending upwards. Title bound (unless Plossl makes finals).
5) New York Knickerbockers - If you didn't use just the Knicks, you'd be higher. Oden is progressing quicker than imagined.
6) Toronto Raptors - You should be higher but I have a thing against Canadians eh. That defense is beautiful though!
7) Barcelona Regal FC - You still are figuring it out but Michael Jordan is the GOAT and starting to prove it.
8) Mikawa Aisin Seahorses - There may not be a viable guard on your roster but come playoff time, your bigs will dominate again.
9) Cairo Zamalek - Poor Sammie got hurt but man does that backcourt and David Lee look tasty.
10) Brazil Franca BC - The best GM in the league right here. Keep it up and you'll have a title in no time!
11) Piraeus Olympiacos BC - My formula doesn't like you. I don't know why.
12) Bamberg Brose Baskets - Way to overachieve in the easiest division in ABCA. Not quite Top 10 though.
13) San Francisco Warriors - New guy gets unlucky number 13. But hey, you got Grant Hill and Anatoly Myshkin too!
14) Harlem Globetrotters - Dude, quit winning, I have your 1st and you are killing the value. Nice roster though!
15) CSKA Moscow - My formula loves me. We all know why!
16) New Orleans Jazz - Tony Parker whispers sweet nothings in my ears, he wants to come to Moscow.
17) Vancouver Grizzlies - Still have faith that this team will stay around the top half of the league.
18) Tel Aviv Maccabi - Another young team that is dominant on defense. I'm a bit jealous to be honest.
19) Perth Wildcats - McAdoo is a tease and I suspect he'll drop off some. Add a wing to stay in the playoffs.
20) Mexico City Titans - Pau is back and this team will fly up our rankings, if we ever release another one!
21) Zagreb KK Cibona - Jason Kidd may legit be my favorite player in the league. He's toiling in obscurity.
22) Istanbul Anadolu Efes - I don't understand the roster composition. Need a direction and fast.
23) REAL Madrid - Love your young players but you need a couple more point guards, and a real center.
24) Belgrade KK Partizan - Best situation this GM has ever been in. Stay patient, roster is loaded with talent.
25) Newcastle Eagles - Poor guy is stuck in the toughest division in the ABCA. Maybe one day your time will come.
26) Rio de Janeiro Flamengo - I wish this team was doing better. Time is running out for that core.
27) Seattle Supersonics - Just keep on keeping on. Embiid, DD, KC are a fun trio! Eddie though, whoa.
28) San Antonio Spurs - Man, if Duncan, Pops, and company saw this league... I believe they would shed a tear.
29) Los Angeles Lakers - Man, if Phil, Kobe, and company saw this league... I believe they would light a joint.
30) Beijing Aoshen - Mikan, old dudes, none of your own 1sts. May be in worst position of anyone going forward.
31) Milan Olimpia - What hopes you had early. Still like the young duo of Sheed and Deron Williams though. Riva is nice too!
32) Portland Trailblazers - Second best GM in the league. Keep it up and another young piece will be added.
33) Guangdong Southern Tigers - So much promise but was murdered in the first training camp. I feel for Seer.
34) Washington Generals - Couple young studs and some picks to add. Shout out for having the patience man.
35) Taipei Fubon Braves - Winning record at home, maybe you climb higher if you can not go 0-17 on road.
36) Boston Celtics - CPKnee is gonna die at some point. Just how he rolls. Until then, bright future!
